...well, not entirely. You'll still have to use the Internet a little. But...
Rhubarb is finally available in print!
You can purchase it directly from Createspace. Or if you don't want to give yet another company all your digits, you can buy it directly from Amazon.
I have had a number of people ask about getting signed copies. So here's what I'm offering. I have ordered a small stack of books and can sell them directly. Send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org with your request and a shipping address. I'll invoice you the $14 cover price through PayPal. Because copies have to be printed, shipped to me, and then mailed out to you, I can't promise anything like Amazon's super-duper shipping speed, but you'll get it eventually. If I get more requests than I've anticipated, it may take even longer.
Of course, if you don't order one from me, I'll still be happy to sign your copy next time we see each other.
Thank you all for your encouragement and support.